October 2009
49 posts
September 2009
19 posts
Watchwhy aren’t all music videos like this anymore?
“I saw this show the other day where this fat guy was in an accident and a piece...”
– Ricky Gervais, on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
“…Emma (Watson) who came ahead in the bank, bringing in $753.7 million last...”
– Perez Hilton, on the highest grossing two lead actors of the decade (as entered in Guinness Book of World Records), Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe of the Harry Potter franchise.
I wouldn’t even know what to do with those amounts of money, let alone if I grossed that much in one year by the...
have you heard the one about the turtle and the...
so a turtle was walking on the street one day, minding his own beeswax, when two snails come along and mug the poor turtle. after the incident, the police came to take a report, and asked the turtle if he could recount the details as to what happened. the turtle replies “i don’t know officers, it all happened so fast!”
“smoking and drinking go together, like porn and nachos.”
– marie kay “pickles” oblong
